Where least expected

The Jewish presence in Puerto Rico is about 0.0001% of the population. Why, then, do I hear nothing on the radio but anti-Semitic drivel that could have been lifted straight from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion? This morning some nameless commentator was arguing that the reason for the United States veto of the latest Security Council resolution was that the Jews control education, government, and the media through their international financial machine. WTF?